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Tuesday
Oct202020

14 Days Out 

To: Anyone, but for today, mostly Democrats

From: Steve, your friendly Florida Sherpa

Date: No clue

Re: What will likely happen this week.

Friends, I do not plan on writing these daily (though I might), but thought it would be useful to take a minute and share a few thoughts.

Couple of quick toplines:  Florida has now topped 3 million total votes, and yesterday was over 500K total votes between VBM and In Person Early (that from this point on will only be called Early Voting) - over 366K who voted early, a record for Florida.  I don't know if the 500K votes combined is a record - but it is, what us hacks might call, a sh*t ton of votes.  Well done Florida.  Keep it up. 

I did not expect more Democrats to vote than Republicans yesterday, for one simple reason:  the funnel of Republicans who are certain to vote who have not voted yet is bigger than that of the Democrats -- and the Democratic funnel includes a lot more people with VBM ballots in their hands.  In other words, the likely audience for early voting is substantially bigger.  

Needless to say, I was surprised when Democrats narrowly out-voted Republicans on Day 1 -- and when combined with VBM, had a pretty solid day.  

For historical purposes, yesterday:

VBM: 150,907 votes (Dem +12,132)

Early: 366,406 votes (Dem +261)

In total, 3,025,778 have voted, and D's hold a 482,762 voter edge.

The purpose of this note is simply to prepare you for two things over the next few days that are highly likely to happen.

One:  Vote by mail numbers should really jump from the drop box collections.  At the time I am writing this, north of 54,000 VBM ballots have been processed today in just Pinellas and Hillsborough counties (anchor counties of the Tampa media market) - far more than any day since VBM ballots have started being returned to election offices.  Dems have a 320K ballot advantage among people who have not returned their ballot - so should continue to "win days" - but given the GOP return rates have been slower (49% Dems have returned, 44% of GOP), it can be expected that these daily gaps will not be as robust.   

Two: Republicans will "win days" in early voting.  For context, there are about 450K more GOP voters with voting history in the 16 and/or 18 elections than there are Democrats left to vote in that cohort.   In other words, their pie of certain to nearly certain voters left to vote is simply bigger - so it becomes a math question more than anything.  

*Quick note for Democrats (everyone else skip):  This does not bother me.  It is baked into the electorate.  What you need to do is keep turning out voters.  Don't play prevent defense with the lead.

For fun, lets assume turnout surpasses 08 and 16 - so let's say 76% (I am not ready to predict that - this is just for fun), then we are about 27.5% of the electorate having voted.  Right now, as a percentage of all active voters, turnout is 21%.  Democratic turnout (% voted among all registered Democrats): is: 27.3%.  GOP turnout is: 18.6%.  NPA turnout is: 15.6%.

As I said to the media yesterday, keep in mind we are living in unique times.  This election has no model.  In the end, the goal for Democrats is to equal or better Republican turnout.  Republicans are going to vote - the question is if Democrats can match them.  If we do that, I believe Biden will be in good place here.

But it is a long long ways to go. 

Monday
Oct192020

15 Days Out.  

To:                  Only people who want this election to end, and no one else

From:              Steve Schale    

Re:                  15 Days out in Florida

Date:               Time is a flat circle

In a state where elections turn on the smallest of margins, and sometimes the most seemingly trivial of events, here is one key fact:  Democrats have never lost Florida or the Presidency in a year that the Tampa Bay Rays have played in the World Series.    Today, in-person early voting kicks off in many Florida counties, and just like 2008, in-person early voting starts as the Tampa Bay Rays prepare for Game One of the 2020 World Series.  

We enter in-person early voting in a place we’ve never been before.  As of Monday morning, nearly 5.8 million Floridians have requested a ballot – and over 2.5 million returned their ballot – more than double the number who had voted by this point in 2016.  In addition, the vote by mail totals are overwhelmingly Democratic – a function of Democratic focus on vote by mail, voters concerned about COVID, and President Trump deciding to torch the Florida GOP’s 25-year vote by mail advantage. 

Here we stand right now by party (and rate of return):

Democrats:      1,227.883 (47.2%)

Republicans:    754,894 (42.1%)

NPA:                523,668 (38.4%)

Total:               2,509,245 (43.5%)

And ballots not yet returned:

Democrats:     1,374,919

Republicans:   1,043,604

NPA:                841,136

Total:               3,259,659

But this data needs to be viewed in context.  There are just under 8 million Floridians who have who voted in 2016 and/or 2018 but who haven’t voted yet in 2020 – folks who are probably pretty certain to vote.  Among these voters, Republicans have an advantage north of 400,000 voters in comparison to the Democrats – and that is without any additional sporadic or newly registered turnout.  Quite simply:  a lot of people have voted and a boatload more will.  

So far, based on an analysis by the team at Hawkfish (who have been kind enough to share some data with an aging Florida Man saving me from hours of creating excel sheets that no other human could follow), Democrats are turning out a slightly higher share of newly registered and sporadic voters – sporadic in this case being defined as anyone who didn’t vote in 2016 or 2018.  As of Sunday night, roughly 13.7% of Democratic ballots were cast by voters who did not vote in either 2016 or 2018 compared to about 11.5% of GOP ballots.    Because of the Democrats’ edge in returns, that small percentage difference adds up to roughly 80,000 more Democratic new and sporadic voters. 

When we look at NPA/minor party voters, that number rises to 22.4% -- with a full 15% of ballots from independent voters coming from voters who are newly registered with no voting history.  In fact, from a raw number standpoint, there are more newly registered or sporadic voters who are NPA who have voted already than Republicans.   Again – as I caution on everything – this is just a data point in time, because we know that Republicans will vote, however, I am hopeful this will over time mean that turnout among NPAs is higher this cycle. 

Couple of other small observations:  The vote by mail universe is far more diverse than it typically is at this point.   Over 30% of ballots have come from voters of color, which is a solid 10 points higher than at this point four years ago.   Three things are driving that:  more ballots, more Democratic ballots, and just a more diverse electorate.   

Secondly, the VBM returns are more representative of typical vote shares in media markets than is often seen at this point.   Not surprisingly, markets such as Tampa, Fort Myers, and West Palm that all tend to be a bit older in median age have a disproportionate share of ballot returns, and younger markets, like Miami are a little low.  This will balance out over time.

It is hard to know what will happen during the in-person early voting period.   There are about 550,000 Floridians who voted early in person 2016 who have chosen to vote by mail this election, and not surprisingly, this includes about 200,000 more Democrats than Republicans – so I would expect in person early voting to be more Republican than normal, but who knows…we are learning new trends in real time. 

That being said, I think we need to give it a full week before we get a real sense of things.  Republicans traditionally do a little better during the week, and Democrats have better weekends – so while there will be a temptation to draw big conclusions from today, I would urge caution until we get more data.

Voter Registration

I want to take a quick second to talk about the voter registration data that came out last week, showing Republican gains.  First, as any long-time follower of mine will know, I have long had frustrations with voter registration efforts in Florida – frustrations I am happy to repeat at another time.   Notwithstanding those thoughts, I do think there are three things to keep in mind.

One – The Biden campaign made a decision to follow the public health guidance and limit in-person campaigning – and this call is most acutely felt in voter registration.  Many of the groups on the independent side did the same thing.  The Trump campaign did not follow suit.  First, I absolutely believe the campaign did the right thing, but given the most effective registration is done in person – and that Democrats historically do most of their registration in the last few months of each cycle (hence the frustration noted above), the numbers surely felt an impact from the decision to follow public health experts.

Two:  Not all of the GOP growth came from organic growth.  Some of it came from the last bastions of old southern Democrats registering inside the party where they mostly have been voting for the last forty years.  More specifically, there were 31 counties where Democrats saw an actual decrease in registration since 2016 – and in those the Republican margin over the Democrats grew by over 116K voters – making up over 60% of their entire gain in the overall statewide voter registration margin.   In total, these 31 counties make up 5.5% of statewide registered voters – and of these 31 counties, if we go back to 2000, Democrats have only carried a handful of these counties in any given cycle – and none in 2016 (and I think 2012).  I am not suggesting none of it matters - but I do think a lot of this shift is baked into where voters were in 2016 and are likely to be in 2020.

Third:  There are two things happening at once – Republicans are gaining with Republican voters – and Florida’s overall electorate is getting more diverse, with that diversity largely splitting between Democrats and No Party Affiliated voters.  In 2016, roughly 64.5% of registered voters were white.  Today, that number is 61.7%.   We’ve seen over the last ten years, more younger voters – which includes an increasing share of voters of color – registering outside of a political party.   This isn’t just a trend isolated to politics:  traditional organizations in general are struggling to maintain membership within a segment of the population that doesn’t organize itself in the same was as older generations.   Generally, I believe these two things will cancel each other out.

What next?

Couple of things to watch:

  • What do we learn in the first week of in-person early voting?  Is there a continued surge of expansion voters – and if so, who are they.  And can the Democrats continue to build the kind of advantage with expansion voters to offset the GOP advantage in certain voters – and/or, does the GOP see an uptick in new and sporadic voters?
  • How do VBM return rates change?  Can Democrats maintain an edge in both total returns – as well as the rate of returns?   Personally, I would like to see an increase in the rate of ballot returns – which may very well happen with drop boxes coming on-line this week.  
  • After getting blown out for the fourth straight week, can Doug Marrone keep his job in Jacksonville, or do we finally see the kind of regime change in Duval that the fans have been begging for?  And will Blake Bortles get signed by another organization?  

I will probably do another update midweek, after a few days of in-person early voting, though as I said in last week’s note, there are no guarantees in life.  Heck, FSU won this week, proving that even the craziest of scenarios will occasionally happen.  Regardless, I will continue to use Twitter as a way to share some insights on early voting (as well as bad Florida Man jokes), so you can follow me there as well.

All in all, if you are a Democrat, there is a lot to be excited about – and plenty to be cautious about – and even more we don't know -- but this should surprise no one, because after all, Florida is always gonna Florida. 

 

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Monday
Oct122020

War Room Podcast

Last week, i went on the American Bridge War Room podcast to talk about our work at Unite the Country, what was happening in Florida, and why Joe Biden is my guy.  If you are interested, check it out: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3OaOwuWIAldsys3mJlAcpa

Monday
Oct122020

Florida 22 Days Out - Why Am I Still Doing This To Myself?

To:       Interested Parties, Twitter, and Fellow Disgruntled Jaguars Fans

From:   Steve Schale

Re:       Too many days out to be writing memos about vote by mail

Date:    October 11, 2020

Welcome back to another season of Steve’s memos about the election, as well as random semi-mad mutterings about the Jaguars.  I hope everyone had a relatively uneventful last two years, and I do appreciate people who read these.  

As a starter, I do not know what these things in my own life are going to look like over the next three weeks.  In both 2016 and 18, I spent the general election in the bullpen, so I had a little more time to devote to them.  This cycle, is well, a little busier.  I suspect I might write one more at the end of this week and will make every effort to pick up on the daily versions next week.  That being said, there are no promises in life, and that includes my ability to write a memo every day.   But I am going to try – just like Blake Bortles always tried.  But just like Bortles, no promises I will complete this goal every day.

The primary purpose of this memo is to say one thing. It is really too early to be fixating on the VBM numbers.  Why you ask?  Well 2020 is different in every way possible, not the least of which is the rapid changes in how people are choosing to vote.  In the past, there was some rhyme or reason to return rates, but this year, the combination of COVID, a coalition of groups on the left working on VBM requests, and Donald Trump setting a torch to Republican confidence in voting by mail has left us in uncharted territory.

So, before we get into the numbers, let’s look some 2016 context.

Raw numbers.  In 2016, 3,347,960 Floridians requested a vote by mail ballot throughout the entire general election period.   So far, in 2020, 5,582.120 Floridians have requested a ballot – with 22 days to go.

To put a finer point on it: nearly 2,234,160 more Floridians have requested a ballot with 22 days to go than all of 2016.

More raw numbers:  2,732,075 Floridians voted by mail in 2016 – over the entire cycle.  With 22 days to go: 1,669,753 Floridians  have voted by mail.   To give a sense of scale, about 500,000 Floridians had voted by mail at this point in 2016.

In other words – without even talking about partisan changes in how people are voting, a lot more people are voting by mail.   

Now before we talk about partisan composition, let’s take a short walk down History Lane. 

If we go back 25 years, Republicans in Florida began to build a significant advantage in absentee ballots.  It is also worth nothing, 25 years ago, the Jaguars were a competitive NFL franchise, but I digress.  Following the debacle of 2000 – and no I am not talking about the Jaguars’ defensive inability to contain Steve McNair in the AFC Championship – following the 2000 recounts, the State of Florida made voting absentee an excuse-free option – and Republicans, using their institutional funding advantages, built up a vote by mail machine.   Back in my State House campaign days, we would just assume that we’d start several thousand votes behind in every campaign, because they were able to bank real votes – and even in 2008, despite us trying to close the gap, more than 200,000 more Republicans than Democrats voted by mail.   Democrats made up the difference with a robust in-person early effort.  

Over time, these gaps have closed:  Democrats have progressively done better in vote by mail, Republicans with in-person early voting.  

In 2016, out of the 3.35 million VBM requests, Democrats had a roughly 5,700 request average – but because Republicans had a higher return rate, when all was said and done, about 58,000 more Republicans voted by mail than Democrats.

In terms of in-person early voting, of the just under 2.9 million people who voted before election day at an early voting site, roughly 154,000 more Democrats voted this way than Republicans – meaning about 96,000 more Democrats took advantage of voting before Election Day.  When all of that totaled, Secretary Clinton won the pre-Election Day vote by roughly 247,000 votes – a total that accounted for 68% of all the votes cast.  Well, we all know that wasn’t a big enough lead.

Two things happened:  one – there were a lot of Republican voters left to vote on Election Day, and two, the race broke late.  I don't think we can forget about the second piece -- because that tends to happen in Florida. The same thing happened in 2012 when the public polls predicted a Romney win.

Fast forward to today. 

First at just under 5.6 million vote by mail requests, if return rates roughly model 2016, that means about 4.6 million voters will cast a ballot by mail - if not another person requests a ballot.  In the 2020 primary, return rates exceeded return rates in the 2018 primary – so that might indicate higher overall return rates.  Then again, it might not.  

That being said, as of today, about 30% of all ballots have already been returned – so return rates are running well ahead of where we were in 2016 at this point.   Again, it is too early for me to take a gander on whether this means anything for return rates overall – so let’s check back on that in week.

Overall, there are 785,000 more Democratic requests than Republican ones – and as of this morning, 362,547 more Democrats have returned ballots than Republicans.   

BUT.  

Keep in mind, while this is a good thing, a significant part of this is due to the fact people are changing the way they vote – with more Democrats voting by mail, and arguably, more Republicans waiting to vote on Election Day.

Of the 844K Democrats who had voted by mail as of Sunday night (the changes weren't significant on Monday morning), about 720K of them voted in 2016 and/or 2018 – or about 85% of the Democratic ballots. 

Of the 485K Republicans who had voted by Sunday night, about 430K of them voted in 2016 and/or 2018 – roughly 89% of the GOP ballots. 

For the NPA voters, it is about 79% of their 330K ballots that fall into a 2016 and/or 2018 voter model. 

Note – I am not comparing the numbers here because I suspect President Trump has scared new and sporadic Republicans from casting a vote by mail - something we have done safely in Florida for as long as I’ve worked in politics - meaning i suspect we will see higher new and sporadic voter totals from Republicans once we get into in-person early voting.  Key word: may.  We also might not know until after this thing is over.

Overall, the electorate is about 74% white, 26% non-white – which is less diverse than the state, but more diverse than it is typically is this early.  That being said, with a lot more Democrats voting by mail, this shouldn’t be a surprise.

Now inside that, there is some good news for my home team:  more Democratic sporadic and new voters are showing up.  Nonetheless, it is way too early to know if this is a function of higher Democratic turnout among sporadic voters – or just higher VBM usage.  We won’t know much about this until in-person early voting starts – and frankly, probably won’t know until this thing is over and we are writing post-mortems. 

The other piece of good news for my home team, which is genuinely good news:  Democrats are returning their ballots much faster than Republicans, which quite literally, never happens.  As of Sunday night, Democrats had returned 33.3% of their vote by mail ballots, and Republicans 27.5%.   For those who had questions about Democratic enthusiasm, well, Democrats are voting in Florida.  And this does matter -- had Democrats simply returned ballots at the same pace as Republicans in 2016, another roughly 63K ballots would have come in.

However, to go back to the whole point of this memo:  You can’t take any of this without a massive grain of salt.  This election will look completely different – and more than likely, there are upwards of at least 9 million more Floridians likely to vote beyond what we have already seen - meaning despite the massive early numbers, we are only about 15% towards the total turnout.  We are a big state.

We also don’t have a good sense of what in-person early voting will look like, for example – more Republicans used it in the 2020 August primary than Democrats did – and it is probably a fair assumption we will see that in the general, given the sheer number of Democrats who are likely to vote by mail.   But we don’t know that.  

We also don’t have the final voter registration numbers – which may, or may not, change some assumptions.   

But what we do know:  more Republicans than Democrats voted in 2016, and there are more Republicans out there who are absolutely certain to vote than Democrats – in the neighborhood of 400,000 voters.   If we take just the voters who voted in either 2016 and/or 2018, the GOP edge is north of 300,000 voters.    In fact, if all that voted for the rest of the election were 16 or 18 voters, Democrats would turn out slightly more voters than Republicans this cycle - but that's not all that will vote this cycle.  Where those extra voters land will matter -- and if those voters continue to slightly favor Democrats, that is, to quote Joe Biden, a BFD.  

All of this is why I am hesitant to get too far ahead of this train until we see more.  I do think the first few days of in-person early voting will give us some clues.  That's why I don't want to get too far into this until we see how much it starts to level out when people can vote in person.

So, there you have it.  Memo 1.  Good news for my team – but with the context that these numbers, at least when attempted to be viewed through the prism of other elections, are really deceptive.  

Let me close with a few final responses to the inevitable twitter conclusions about this memo.

For my Democratic friends, no, Schale didn’t say “Democrats are crushing it – whoop whoop, Trump is gone.” What I said, I am happy to see the enthusiasm which Democrats are returning ballots, and I am happy to see a slightly higher percentage of Democratic ballots coming from new and sporadic voters.   

For my Republican friends, no, Schale didn’t say “Republican turnout will swamp all these vote by mail ballots from Democrats and Go MAGA."  No, what I said is while Republicans will absolutely crush election day, while there is a lot we don’t know, if I had to guess right now, we are probably heading towards an election where partisan turnout isn’t that far apart – and given the fact Joe Biden is doing better with Democrats, Republicans and NPA voters than Trump did against Clinton, I would take a relatively even partisan turnout. 

And one other point:  like where this election is headed, we don’t know enough to know if Gardner Minshew is the solution, but what we do know, he’s not the biggest problem this year.  Sadly, for my Jaguars friends, to quote noted philosopher Rob Schneider, one thing is clear:  “Oh no, we suck again.”

One final reminder: these memos are not designed to be elixer for my Democratic friends - nor do I say everything I know in them.  They are designed to provide some context from someone who has spent way too many years eating cold pizza in the trenches of Florida politics.  To this end, one pro tip:  no human should ever work on three Presidentials.  Trust me on this one.

Also, as a reminder, these voting numbers are not predictive - they are in fact, interesting - and the trends do impact how campaigns adjust.  That is their value.  

If you haven’t read my preview of Florida 2020, check it out here.    I’ll probably write another one of these things when the final voter reg numbers come out, and update some of the above numbers.  Until then, may you enjoy the next seventeen October surprises to come this week.  

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Monday
Sep212020

The Battleground Podcast

Last week, I joined David Plouffe and Steve Schmidt's podcast "Battleground" to talk Florida with fellow Florida Man Rick Wilson.   

You can check out the episode here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/florida-the-checkmate-state/id1529896611?i=1000491956052

Monday
Sep142020

Everything You wanted to know about Florida, but were afraid to ask - The 2020 Version

Pull up a chair friends, and it is time for a little chat about your favorite state  – the place that is, as Congressman Charlie Crist often remarks, the prettiest state with the prettiest name.  That of course is La Florida.

So, what is it?

Almost 22 million residents -- and of the most diverse places anywhere.

World’s 17th largest economy - home to the wealthiest zipcode in America, and several of the poorest.

10 media markets - including 3 of the top 18 in America.

Florida Man.  Florida Woman.  Florida Man’s pet alligator.  Florida Man taking pet alligator into a gas station to buy beer. 

10 counties with a population larger than Wyoming.

Deer eating pythons in the Everglades.  Herpes monkeys.  Brain eating amoeba. 

Frozen iguanas injuring people as they fall from trees.

7 statewide elections since 2010 that were decided by less than 1.2%.

Over 51 million votes cast for President since 1992.  Less than 20,000 separate Republicans and Democrats.

Gardner Minshew.  

Florida.

The thing to remember about Florida – we aren’t really a state.  Most Americans live in a place where community or state at some level equals common experience.   We are nearly 22 million people – most whose lives did not begin here – and a full 20% whose lives didn’t even begin in the United States of America – tethered together by a boundary and a dream – a dream made possible thanks to air conditioning, mosquito control, air travel, and interstate highways.  While that dream may be different for each individual person, it is almost always a dream that carries people here. 

As I said in a piece I wrote last year about Florida Man, we are a frontier – a frontier that continues to draw people here, in search of better weather, jobs, and in the case of many immigrants, the start of an American Dream.  In many ways, as I often say when I give speeches about Florida:  we are the modern-day Ellis Island of a nation whose more recent immigrant growth orients more south than east.

1924 was the last time Republicans went to the White House without winning Florida.  Since that time, the population of the United States has nearly tripled, but the population of Florida has grown by nearly 19x.  And every one of those migrants has brought an experience – an experience from somewhere other than here – but it is the collection of those experiences that explains this place, that make Florida well, Florida.  

This piece is the 2020 version of a piece I wrote in 2016:  Everything you’ve always wanted to know about Florida but were afraid to ask.   It is too long, but in the same breath, when I finally hit publish, I will spend the next week thinking of all the things I forgot to say.  Also, some of this will be a little repetitive from the 2016 version, because for as much as Florida changes, we are a fairly stable state – at least politically.  

I used to think and say that Florida was a microcosm, I have learned this isn’t accurate.  Rather, we are reflective of the politics and the culture of the places where people come from. The goal of this is to peel back a little of the onion to give some context to the places you will hear a lot about over the next 60 days as America, and Florida, choose a President.

One note – over time, I have come to think about Florida in terms of media markets, so my regional breaks are inclusive of entire media markets. Truthfully, you can slice this place up a lot of different ways.  For example, one can argue people who live on the coastal side of the interstates have more in common with each other than they do people who live inland of the interstates – even when those people live in the same county.   In my own perfect world, I’d break the state up lots of different ways, because I don’t think the media markets do a good job.  That being said, since campaigns think about elections – or at least paid media through this lens, so will this piece.  So, this breaks Florida up into semi-autonomous commonwealths, connected by interstate highways, and tied together by a border – and not much else.

Pull up a beach chair, and let’s go.

NORTH FLORIDA

There is an old saying in Florida that in order to go south, you go north, and in many ways, the axiom holds true today.   

For the sake of this piece, we will define North Florida has the media markets along I-10:  Pensacola, Panama City, Tallahassee, Jacksonville, with the addition of Gainesville – which while not touching I-10, is definitely regionally more North Florida than anything else.  The region makes up between 18-19% of the statewide vote, and in 2020, will have roughly the same number of votes as Kentucky.  It is also demographically more consistent than the rest of Florida – about 72% white among registered voters, and 17% Black, and unlike other areas, neither number has changed much in the last eight years.

If you were to drive from west to east, it wouldn’t look too different.  The Pensacola area has a strong military presence – and is safely Republican.   This is Matt Gaetz country, and Republican margin of victory is fairly predictable here – somewhere between 115-130K votes.  As you move east, you start getting into the ole “Redneck Riviera” – which today, is a significant stretch of Florida coastline that is upscale vacation-type properties along the coast – often with more in common with similar coastal areas around the state than the very rural areas just to the north from the coast.   Panama City, like Pensacola, has a strong military presence – then as you move further east, you get into the “Forgotten Coast” – a long stretch of coastline that stretches around the Big Bend of Florida where much of the coastline lacks a traditional beach.  Again, the question isn’t whether Republicans win these counties, but by how much. 

Further inland, the region feels very southern.  Small towns, with town squares, many still with confederate monuments, and communities that feel quite segregated.  Tallahassee is like a lot of southern university/capital cities: more liberal and younger than its surroundings.  Tallahassee is also home to three universities, including the largest HBCU in the state (and third largest in the nation):  Florida A&M University.  The town is also home to the reigning ACC Men’s basketball champions, which also – and this is key for political purposes – is the holder of the #1 men’s basketball recruiting class in 2021.   Just north of Tallahassee is Gadsden County, the county with the highest percentage of African American residents in Florida. As you move from west to east, these are the first counties in the state that will go Democratic. 

Not much changes as you move east down I-10 through the small towns of Madison, Live Oak (home to the nation’s #1 truck stop, the Busy Bee), Lake City and Macclenny, as the interstate exits lead to north/south rural roads that lead to more southern towns.  To the south of here is Gainesville, home to East Florida Seminary.  Like Tallahassee, it is younger and more liberal than its surroundings, a somewhat traditional southern college town.  Much of this region is agriculture and speed traps, though this is also an area where prisons provide a lot of employment.   When people talk about the places prosperity left behind, they are talking about here.

Then we get to Jacksonville, home of America’s favorite NFL franchise, one that like the community itself, has struggled to get respect. Jacksonville itself is the 12th largest city in the nation by population, and itself, is trending a little Democratic.  It would not be a surprise to see Biden carry Duval County (pronounced with a long 'u' - sometimes a really long ;u;).  The communities around Jacksonville are as a Republican as any place in Florida, and a Trump win will mean running up record margins in places like St. Johns County and Clay County.  If you are interested in the region, you can learn more by reading my piece DUUUUUUVAL

First, there are a lot of misunderstandings about 2016 in Florida (and everywhere), but one of them is Trump won because of overwhelming support in North Florida.  This tends to be a common theme for one, unbelievably lazy reason:  many pundits forget that roughly 10 counties in Florida are in the Central Time Zone, meaning they report an hour after the polls close in most of the state. Since Florida reports its vote by mail and in-person early returns almost immediately upon polls closing, this leads to an effect where around 8:05 EST, there is a big wave of Republican votes.  

But the truth is, Trump didn’t do significantly better than Romney, or even McCain.  Trump won North Florida by 20%, besting Romney’s 19% margin.  I honestly don’t know how much more room there is to grow for Trump.  There are a number of counties where he will earn north of 75% of the vote, but most of these are small.  The larger metro areas are more stable – though he could benefit from growth in the wealthier coastal areas.  One note about the region:  nearly a quarter of all registered Black voters (predominantly African American in this region) live in North Florida, a fact often forgotten by campaigns that focus on outreach in urban communities. 

TAMPA and SW Florida

As we continue our tour of Florida, we head southwest to the Tampa and Fort Myers media markets, and while the two markets are different in some respects, they are also more aligned than not – and certainly the Fort Myers DMA is culturally more centered with residents from Tampa than they are with their fellow Floridians on the east coast (many pollsters will lump Fort Myers into ‘south florida’).   Combined, these two media markets will likely have more votes than either Minnesota, or Wisconsin – two critical swing states this cycle.

This region is massive – the northern most county, Citrus County, isn’t touched by I-75, but as you as drive south, you essentially entire the Tampa media market right around the Big Daddy Don Gartlis Drag Racing Museum – and for the record, I am not making a cultural reference here to make fun of people who like drag racing – I grew up loving drag racing.  From there, you can drive 240 miles south until I-75 hangs a left into The Everglades – and from there, you can still drive 45 minutes south on local roads until you run out of land.  In total, 30% of the state lives here, and while it is the region of the state with the largest share of white voters, the percentage of non-white voters has grown from 21% to 26% since 2012.  

If there is a defining feature of the area, it is the most ‘midwestern’ of all the regions, in part because people who moved here tended to move from along the I-75 corridor.  When I was growing up just south of Chicago, it seemed like every other person had a grandmother or aunt who lived in Tarpon Springs, or Sarasota, or Port Charlotte – and in fact when my family first looked at moving south, it was the west coast of Florida that seemed like the obvious choice.  If you need to see it for yourself, go to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game when they play the Bears, or when the Rays play someone like the Brewers or Detroit Tigers – you won’t always know the home team.

Because of this more midwestern orientation, the region tends to have more swing vote – particularly in the Tampa market itself.  In fact, if you look at the similarities between Bush 04 and Trump 16, both cruised in the Tampa market, while Obama actually won the Tampa media market in 08 and kept it respectable in 12.   Had Clinton maintained Obama’s 2012 margins in Tampa, she would have won Florida – but the good news for Democrats – the market did swing heavily towards Democrats in 2008 from Bush, showing nothing is permanent here.

In fact, it isn’t ridiculous to think that the three Tampa DMA counties north of the City of Tampa: Citrus, Hernando, and Pasco, played as big of a role as any in Trump winning Florida.  Home to only 4.4% of the statewide vote, only 18% of the market’s vote, and only 14% of the region – these three counties gave Trump a 73,327 vote larger margin than they did Romney over Obama.  To put in perspective, Obama won Florida by 74,309, so had these counties performed for Romney like they did for Trump, Florida would have essentially been a tie.

What do all three counties have in common?  They are older, whiter, and have a higher percentage of non-college educated residents than the state – the demographics that really shifted away from Democrats in 2016.

As you move south, we run into the “urban core” of Tampa – Hillsborough, with Pinellas to the west, and Polk to the east.  I add Polk in here, because even though it is still rural in many respects, the population corridor from Tampa well into Polk County is now continuous – and before long, there will be no rural lands, at least along Interstate 4, between Tampa and Orlando.   Tampa itself is a dynamic city, and the county with a population that is younger, more diverse, and more likely to be college-educated than the state or region, has trended from being a swing county to becoming part of the Democratic base.  Just in eight years, the number of Hispanic registered voters has increased by nearly 60,000 – meaning Hispanics are roughly 2 out of every 5 new voters signing up in the county.   Hillsborough is also home to Big Cat Rescue run by Carole Baskin, and she and I have 17 mutual friends on Facebook – a fact that has no relevance to anything, other than I am fairly certain this burnishes my Florida Man credentials. 

To the east – Imperial Polk County is a place bridging old and new Florida, the county is growing – and changing, due to a rapidly growing Puerto Rican population.  Nearly 50% of new registrants since 2012 are Hispanic, a trend that should help Democrats, but is balanced out by Republican gains among non-college educated whites – and this is a place where Trump significantly improved over Romney or McCain – though I would expect Biden to perform better.   To the west, Pinellas County – one of the rare swing counties – It has gone Gore -> Bush -> Obama -> Obama -> Trump, is unique in that, at 50.5 years of age, it has the oldest median age of the seven largest counties in Florida – and among those seven counties, is also has the largest share of white voters.   In other words, if Joe Biden improves on Hillary Clinton’s standing with seniors – it will show up here. 

Finally moving south along the coast, we get to the area known as Manasota.   Manatee County, directly south of Hillsborough is the more Republican doctrinaire of the two counties, while Sarasota shows can bounce around a bit – going from a Bush blowout in 2004 to a near Obama win in 08 (I am not ever getting over that one), back to Trump by 11 in 2016.  Both are older than the state’s median age, wealthier (in terms of Sarasota, much wealthier), and in the upper tier in terms of education.  For me, this will be one of the more interesting areas to watch – not because Biden is likely to win here – but a Biden win will need to cut the margins in an area like this, and a Trump win will need to come close to replicating his 2016 margins.

Further south into the Fort Myers media market, we first get to Charlotte County, which demographically, economically, and educationally looks more like the counties north of Tampa than it does the coastal counties surrounding it, and as such it saw a similar significant shift towards Trump in 2016.  Beyond it lie Lee County, and Collier County – two counties that account for 5.2% of the statewide vote, but in 2016, gave Trump a 110K vote margin.  In fact, no county gave Trump a larger margin that Lee – though one note – while Trump significantly improved over Romney in Lee – he actually received a smaller share of the vote than Romney in Collier, likely due to its higher percentage of college educated voters.  

So, what does all this mean?  Are you still awake?  Across this region, Trump carried it by 11.7% - 334K votes – some 190k votes more than Romney did.  A Biden win will look a lot more like Obama 2012 across the region, which won’t be easy, but is doable.   If Trump repeats his 2016 performance here, it is probably game over. 

ORLANDO

Now we scoot up I-4 to the Orlando media market.  I’ve written extensively about Orlando, here, here and here, so if you really want to dive into nerdville, check those pieces out.

Orlando is the fastest growing media market in Florida – comprising about 21% of the statewide vote.  There is almost no question this market will have more than 2 million voters this cycle – roughly same number of voters as Louisiana, or Oregon.  The region is also diversifying, with the share of registered voters from communities of color growing from 31% to 36% in just eight years – with a significant majority of that growth coming from Puerto Rican voters (more on this later)

The Orlando media market is fascinating, in that if you compare how Gore/Bush played out compared to Clinton/Trump, you will see the Republican margin of victory was nearly the same both times – roughly 3% - but their win paths look completely different.  If you think of the market as two separate ecosystems – one being urban Orlando, specifically Orange, Osceola, and Seminole Counties – and the other as a six county (Sumter, Marion, Lake, Flagler, Volusia, and Brevard) exurban halfmoon to the north and east of Orlando – in 2000, Bush won the urban counties by about 9K votes, and the exurban counties by 28K.   Fast forward to 2020 – Hillary Clinton won the urban counties by 166K votes – but Trump won the exurban counties by 223K votes.  

For sake of this piece, we will think about the markets in three buckets:  the three counties that make up the “Metro Villages” region; the coastal counties of Flagler, Volusia, and Brevard; and the urban core of Orlando as defined above.  The national media tends to focus on one thing:  Puerto Rican growth in Orlando, while in fact, the entire region is dynamic – with various counterforces driving the area’s politics.

The northern part of the district often all gets lumped together as The Villages, and while “America’s friendliest neighborhood” does impact all three counties, the region is far more than that.  Marion County is old Florida horse country, and many of the world’s top thoroughbreds trained at some point in the Ocala area.  Lake County is one of Florida’s most beautiful areas – home unsurprisingly to more than 1,000 lakes and has one of America’s busiest sea plane ports.  Lake County is also where adventure seekers flock when they want to conquer Mt. Dora.   Sumter County is more rural but is seeing rapid population growth thanks to The Villages.  

The area is older – all three counties are in the upper tier of median age for the state – with the median age in Sumter alone pegged at 65 – the highest in the state. The area is growing – not as much as some would think with The Villages – but what it is doing is getting more Republican.  In 2008, McCain won these three counties by about 52K votes, with Trump increasing that margin to 115K in just eight years, a gain of 63K votes.  Compare this to the entire gain Democrats saw in urban Orlando – a gain in the margin of about 66K votes for Clinton compared to Obama 08 – yet the total number of voters in these three counties is less than half of the total number of voters in urban Orlando.  This is an area for Republicans that punches above its weight.

Moving to the east, we take a look at the three coastal counties in the market: Flagler, Volusia, and Brevard (from north to south).   Honestly, there is probably no region that more clearly shows the struggles Democrats have had over the last decade than this three-county region.  In 2008, McCain won these three counties by about 15,000 votes – with Obama actually winning two of the three counties.   Four years later, the GOP advantage rose to roughly 42,000 – and four after, to almost 109,000 – with Clinton not even being competitive in the two counties Obama won just eight years earlier.   It was the Volusia result, a county that Obama carried by 14,000 votes in 08 – that flipped to a Trump +34,000 vote margin just eight years later that led me to text my friend Paul Begala on Election Night with my view that the whole thing was probably done.

This is basically a classic white-working class region of the state.   Flagler’s fast growth in the 90’s was driven by affordable retirement housing that generally drew retired union workers from the northeast and mid-Atlantic states – and at least one famous person:  Shirley Chisholm, who I was blessed to know a bit during her retired years in Palm Coast (she even yelled at me once – justifiably).  But over time, the housing boom busted, the economy stalled, and the dream of prosperity moved elsewhere.   Volusia was once one of the state’s leading manufacturing areas – as well as home to Daytona International Speedway, a place I call home twice a year.  Brevard further south is home to a bunch of legit rocket scientists – and a whole bunch of others whose lives were upended as America made the switch from a government-only space program to the new commercial-space model.  

All three counties are whiter than the state median – have a lower percentage of residents with a college income – and have a lower median income than the state.   If Joe Biden can regain a foothold with these types of voters in states like Pennsylvania and Michigan, you will see the results here in Florida.

Finally, the urban core of Orlando:  Orange, Osceola, and Seminole County.   In 2004, George Bush carried these two of these counties, and this little region overall.   By 2016, the world had changed here.  In just eight years, the number of Hispanic voters has risen from 240,000 to over 365,000 – and the share of the electorate that is white has dropped from 55% to 48%.  It is also younger than the rest of the Orlando market – whereas the other six counties all have a median age of 47 or higher, each of the three urban Orlando markets have a median age of 40 or younger.  Two of the three:  Orange and Seminole are towards the top of the state rankings for educational attainment – and both are wealthier in terms of median income.  What used to be Mosquito County (literally – and for a reason), is now a thriving metropolis, with an economy that would rival the nation of Kuwait.  Hillary Clinton won 2 of the three counties: Orange and Osceola – and the three counties combined by 166K votes.  A Joe Biden win will probably mean him winning all three – and even building on that Clinton margin.  

Before we go on, I would like to take a point of personal privledge.   Please stop asking about and referring to Puerto Rican voters as if they just all moved here after Hurricane Maria.  This storyline from the political media is just wrong.  Yes, some voters moved here after Maria, but not nearly as many as most predicted (as I predicted would be the case).  That being said, the politics of Central Florida is what it is today because of the massive Puerto Rican growth over the last twenty years -- of which the Maria growth is just a fraction.   OK- had to get that off my chest.  Back to the blog. 

Longtime readers have heard me refer to the state as a self-balancing scale – and no place shows this more than Orlando.  Donald Trump winning Florida will mean he is able to replicate his success with older voters, and non-college whites – thus matching or even exceeding his 3% win in the Orlando market.   A Biden win would mean him making gains with older voters, and non-college educated whites – as well as maximizing his votes with communities of color and suburban white women (note Seminole County). If he does this, there is a world where he returns the entire market back to the Democratic column – and if he does that, honestly, he will probably be the next President. 

WEST PALM BEACH

The next two sections won’t be as long – I do promise.  The regions are smaller geographically, and well, my carpal tunnel is coming back.  We can do this people – just hang in there.

In 2012, Jason Alexander (George on Seinfeld) drove to Boca Raton, FL to do a series of campaign appearances for Barack Obama in retirement communities.   It was literally George going to Del Boca Vista, Phase II to see his parents.  That whole bit on Seinfeld demonstrates the connective tissue between Palm Beach County and communities in the Northeast.  Retiring to Boca or Delray was the dream – it was where guys like George would travel to see their grandparents – and the politics of those communities, places like Century Village or King’s Point, drove the politics of much of the area.  They were almost like their own New York boroughs – with their own political infrastructure.   While the west side of the state orients towards the Midwest, this side of the state orients up the I-95 corridor. 

But like most of this region – that is slowly changing.  Home to just over 10% of the statewide vote, yes the Palm Beach media market is still home to massive communities for retirees, but in a lot of the area, retirees are being replaced by younger families from communities of color – often second and third generation immigrant families who are moving north from Miami-Dade.   Palm Beach County alone has seen its share of voters from communities of color increase by 7% in just eight years. St. Lucie County further north has seen the same cohort grow in share by 5%.  

One note on the region – the boundaries and media markets aren’t necessarily the best cultural divisions.  One can argue that Broward County, just to the south – and in the Miami media market, has big chunks that are more “Palm Beach County” in orientation than Miami in orientation.  The great “Condo Commandos” of the 90s, folks like “Trinchi" Trinchitella, and Diane Glasser were residents of Broward – when much of Broward felt like Palm Beach.

We actually split the state up this way in the Obama years – but for purposes of ease, this exercise breaks them up into their respective markets.  It is also fair to say, as we will get to next – Broward isn’t what it used to be either.

Palm Beach County itself is about 68% of the registered voters in the market, and roughly the same share of Presidential cycle voters.  The four other counties: Indian River, Martin, Okeechobee, and St. Lucie, are located north of Palm Beach County, each have their own character and politics. Every county in the market is coastal, except for one:  Okeechobee.  

If you remember earlier, I made a point about how often times the inland part of the state has more in common with itself than coastal communities nearby – well Okeechobee fits this bill.  Okeechobee is part of the “Florida Heartland” that stretches from Lake Okeechobee to the counties making up the I-4 corridor.  This is agriculture country – and when it comes to Okeechobee, it is specifically cattle country.  Florida is the 10th largest cattle producer in the nation – and Okeechobee is #1 in Florida. But just like the rural counties to the north, Okeechobee lags in most economic and educational indicators, and just like similar counties to the north, Trump did significantly better than Romney – taking Romney’s 20-point win in 2012 and extending it to 40 points.   

Moving to the east – Indian River, St. Lucie, Martin, and Palm Beach – the four coastal counties from north to south – were all part of Florida’s original Mosquito County.  Yes, we had a county named Mosquito.  The decision to disband the territorial county in 1844 was probably as disappointing in the rearview mirror as the decision to change the original state flag, which flew for only one day, when Florida became a state in 1845.  Google it.  Trust me, it is amazing.

Politically, Indian River and Martin are very similar, with the swing county of St. Lucie sandwiched in between.   St. Lucie voted Obama -> Obama -> Trump, just like Pinellas County in the Tampa media market.  In case of both Indian River and Martin, both gave Trump a margin over 20 points.  The major difference between the three:  St. Lucie has a substantially more diverse electorate, only 65% white, compared to 84 and 88% respectively for Indian River and Martin Counties.   St. Lucie is the kind of place Biden will need to win to win Florida.

One interesting note on Martin County – longtime drivers of interstates in Florida will remember that the last piece of I-95 to be completed in Florida was through Martin County.  Back in the day, drivers would get off at Fort Pierce in St. Lucie and take the Florida Turnpike down to Palm Beach Gardens, in large part because Martin County residents didn’t want the growth that would come with the interstate.  As a result, I-95 veers far from the coast in Martin County, before re-aligning with the Florida Turnpike, where, in the most Florida way ever, the two roads literally run next to each other for 17 miles.   To this day, I suspect that decision is one main reason why the sprawl of South Florida, ranking the length of the three main SE Florida counties, essentially stops at the Martin County line. 

Moving south to the anchor of the market: Palm Beach County.  Most people think of Palm Beach County through one of two lenses:  Palm Beach itself, or that townhouse where your grandmother retired in a town whose name you can’t remember, unless it is Boca, in which case, Boca.  But Palm Beach County is far more than this: for one, it is the largest county by area in the state, and it is #1 in Florida for agricultural revenue (plot twist:  Miami-Dade is #2.  Much of this is sugarcane, though the county has a very diverse agriculture economy.  Palm Beach is also home to the one place you can drive your car next to big game animals:  Lion Country Safari, which is actually a legitimately cool place to visit. 

Palm Beach County is also exceptionally diverse.  Almost 46% of county residents come from communities of color, and some 25% of the county is foreign born.  In terms of migration into the county, the largest populations are coming from the Caribbean, hence you will find Creole spoken in the county, in addition to both English and Spanish.    And while there is a large retired population here, of the four coastal counties in this market, Palm Beach has the lowest percentage of its population over 65.  

The politics of the county are generally Democratic, though there are Republican pockets.  Hillary Clinton in 2016 and Barack Obama in 2012 carried the county by nearly identical vote margins:  roughly 107K votes – though in terms of vote share, that dropped a 17% Obama margin to 15.5% for Secretary Clinton.  This combined with Trump’s stronger performance in the northern four counties dropped President Obama’s 8.5% margin in 2012 to just over 5% for Secretary Clinton in 2016.       

This area will be an absolute battleground.  Trump will try to continue to make gains in the market, while Vice President Biden will have an opportunity to return to the Obama margins by increasing his vote share among seniors, as well the growing population within communities of color.  The county did look closer to the Obama margins for the Democratic statewide candidates in 2018.  

MIAMI-FORT LAUDERDALE

The final chapter of this saga takes us to the Miami media market – home of Broward, Miami-Dade, and Monroe County.  Home to about 25% of the state’s population – but due to the large number of residents without citizenship, just under 20% of the statewide vote, this is absolutely the most diverse corner of the state.   Over 70% of registered voters here come from communities of color, and within this population, the diversity is on par with the most cosmopolitan areas anywhere in the world.    It is also home to some of the most hair-raising traffic in the world – as my friend and noted Florida pollster Tom Eldon likes to say: “Miami must be the most religious place on Earth, since everyone drives like they are at complete peace with God.”

This is the Democratic base of the state.   In the counties that Secretary Clinton win in 2016, she carried a total margin of roughly 971,000 votes – nearly 60% of that margin came from the two counties of Broward and Miami-Dade.   The battle here is simple:  Democrats want to run up the margin, and Republicans want to find ways to keep it down. 

Before we jump into the two big counties, let’s take a second and mention the southernmost county in the state: Monroe County.   Monroe County is home to the Florida Keys, part of which is “technically” a foreign nation occupied by American citizens.  The good people of Key West seceded from the union in 1982, and never formally returned.  Monroe is one of the highest income counties in the state, where more than 20% of the population makes its income from the entertainment industry.   The county is traditionally pretty competitive, though it has trended more Republican over the last cycle or two.  Trump won the county by about 3K votes in 2016.

Broward County is the northernmost county in the market.  Broward is home to just under 2 million residents, of which nearly 1/3 are foreign born -- and it is rapidly diversifying.  The county is the 17th largest by population in the nation – and is largely built out, with some communities bumping right up against The Everglades. There are 31 municipalities inside Broward, and most of them have their own unique character, including the Venice of America, Fort Lauderdale.  While this is a massive generalization – the northern part of Broward has more in common with Palm Beach County, and the southern part of Broward kind of morphs into Dade County (and yes all of you about to tweet at me, I know there are exceptions to this rule).  

As a result of the diversifying population, among registered voters, in just 8 years, the share of the white vote has dropped from 52.3% to 42.8%.   The fastest growing segment of the voter pool are Hispanics, whose share of registered voters has increased by over 5%.  While in most places, Black voters – which in Broward are both African American and Caribbean voters, are seeing their share of the vote remain fairly consistent – here these communities are growing as a share of the vote.  If Joe Biden wins, he will almost certainly be the first candidate to win Broward with a margin north of 300,000 votes.

Just south of Broward is Miami-Dade County.   Miami-Dade is quite possibly the single most diverse city in the world, with roughly 85% of the population comprised of residents who are considered ethnic minorities in the United States, and roughly half the population is foreign born.  Hispanics make up the largest segment of the population – and within Hispanics, Cubans are the dominant group, though there are meaningful and growing populations from nations all over Latin America, most notably Colombia, Nicaragua, Venezuela, Honduras, Peru, and the Dominican Republic.  

The diversity extends into the Black community – home to large populations from the Bahamas, Haiti, Trinidad and Tobago, and Jamaica.  Roughly 125,000 people in Dade speak Creole at home. That being said, the share of the Black vote as a percentage of all registered voters in Dade is dropping, though the share of voters who register as either “other” or “mixed” has increased, so it could be a situation of voters reclassifying themselves. Tracking the Caribbean Black population can be difficult, since there is no specific category on either voter registration forms or census figures.  That being said, there is some evidence that the drop in Black participation in 2016 in comparison to 2012 was as a result of lower turnout among Caribbean voters – and for Democrats this cycle, staying focused on engaging this growing segment of the population is important. 

A lot has been written of late about Dade County, the Trump and Biden support among Hispanics, and the margin needed for Biden to win.  In 2008, Barack Obama carried Dade County by 16 points.  Four years later, we won it by 24 points, and four years after that, Secretary Clinton won it by 29 points.  Two polls last week showed Biden with a 17 and an 18-point lead, with both showing a fairly robust undecided.  

The Clinton margins of 2016 are likely not replicable.  First, the Clinton’s have 30 years of relationship building in Miami, as President Clinton was one of the first Democrats to actively campaign for the Cuban vote.  Secondly, Republicans and Trump have had four years of outreach work.  Does Joe Biden have to win the same share of the vote in Dade?  Today, the answer to that is no – largely due to the fact that while Biden might not win Dade by the same margin as Clinton, thanks to Biden’s stronger support levels among white seniors and white suburban votes, Trump is not likely to win many of his counties by the same margin he did four years ago.    That being said, if Biden can get to the Obama 2012 levels, he will end up coming close to matching Secretary Clinton’s media market margins, as is likely to win Broward by a larger vote margin.   Obama won the overall market by 28 points in 2012, with Clinton carrying it by 31 in 2016.  Anywhere north of that 2012 margin is a pretty solid goal – as long as the rest of the state does its job.

WHERE DO WE STAND

I am glad you have read this far.  I am also glad I have written this far and not quit. Also, thank you for ignoring the grammar mistakes - I have re-read this several times, but I am sure I missed things.  I know Twitter will find them :-)

Florida is going to be close – not because of any particular strengths or weaknesses of either candidate, but just because it is wired this way.  If you take all the people who have voted in Presidential elections since 1992, Florida has seen north of 51 million ballots cast, and the difference between the total number of Republican ballots and total number of Democratic ballots is less than 20,000 votes.   Yes, you read that right.   

The thing that makes Florida close is that all the areas above cancel each other out.  Here’s one perspective – if you take the markets that each party tends to win every election – for Democrats that is Miami, Palm Beach, Gainesville, and Tallahassee – and for Republicans, Pensacola, Panama City, Jacksonville, and Fort Myers, the 2012 and 2016 races were basically identical, with both parties coming within a few thousands votes in 2016 of their 2012 margins.  The entirety in the change in that election was in the I-4 markets – where Democrats did better in urban counties, and Trump did significantly better everywhere else. 

The battlelines in 2020 won’t be much different.  Trump will continue to try to solidify and grow support in communities with high numbers of non-college whites.  Biden will look to cut Republican margins in communities with more seniors, and higher numbers of suburban women.   Biden will look to increase Black turnout to something closer to 2012 levels, and both will fight for Hispanics – though their paths in these communities are different. 

There is no single key to winning here – and both campaigns have smart, experienced Florida leadership. Getting to 50% here is about assembling the right pieces of the puzzle all across the board.

Lastly, I haven't gotten my head around how to do the daily memos as I have in the past.  As much as I enjoy them, my own responsibilities this cycle are different, and time consuming.  This doesn’t mean I won’t provide thoughts and analysis (and definitely some memos), just that I don’t know yet if I will have the time to do them daily – or at least in the same form I did in 2016 and 2018, both cycles where I ended up spending the fall months largely in the bullpen. So stay tuned. 

Thanks again for reading all the way to the end.  Florida is not only the most competitive - it is the most interesting of all the battleground states, thanks to people from all walks of life and all corners of the Earth moving here -- probably including you one day (if you don't already live here).  So buckle up for the ride - and whatever you do this cycle, make sure you vote.  

And Go Jaguars! 

Monday
Jun152020

DUUUUUVAL

With the Republican National Convention headed to Jacksonville, I figured this was an opportunity to write about my favorite part of Florida.

Also, before we get into it, for my media friends coming to Northeast Florida for the event, it is pronounced DOO-Vall with an emphasis on the “oo.”  The longer you hold the “oo” – the better response you will get.  Just ask President Obama, who nearly blew the roof off the arena at the University of North Florida by dropping a DUVAL at the start of a speech in 2016.

There is an immense amount of history here, even before Gardner Minshew arrived in 2019.  Northeast Florida is Florida’s First Coast. Home to the Timucua people, Ponce De Leon landed here in 1513, somewhere near modern-day St. Augustine, and named the place “La Florida” – or as former Governor Crist rightly calls it, the state with the prettiest name. 

Jean Ribault explored what is now called the St. Johns River in 1562 on behalf of the French, finding one of the only two rivers in the world that predominantly flow north.  In 1564, the French came back and settled at Fort Caroline, which is near where the St. Johns River empties into the Atlantic.  It is noteworthy that here was likely the first Thanksgiving dinner, shared between the French and the local Timucua peoples – and in the most Florida Man way ever – a dinner of alligator.

Pedro Menendez arrived from Spain in 1565, founding St. Augustine in honor of the saint, and creating the oldest continual European settlement in the United States of America.  It is important to note that Menendez was not a good human.  He immediately had the Lutheran French slaughtered near an inlet - an inlet later named “Matanzas” as the word for slaughter.   The Matanzas River runs through downtown St. Augustine.

Also, Fort Mose, just north of modern-day St. Augustine, was the first free-black settlement in the USA and served as the first destination of the earliest Underground Railroad.  Nearly 230 years later, Reverend Martin Luther King made St. Augustine the focal point of this 1965 summer – the city’s 400th birthday, moving from home to home at night for his own safety.  While I am personally proud of the Rev. King history in St. Augustine, the region remains quite segregated - in virtually every way possible.  Much of my own origin story in politics comes from learning this reality as a kid.  Sadly this is still a place where the railroad tracks remain both a literal, and figurative barrier for too many African Americans.

The old saying about Florida is the further north you go, the more you are in the south, and when my family moved to the region in 1984, this was absolutely the case.   Today, it is more complicated than that. The coast, which even 30 years ago, was very ‘old Florida coastal’ today is a place of significant wealth – with the old homes/shops of beach communities replaced by upscale homes, neighborhoods, and golf courses in fast growing communities like Ponte Vedra Beach.  In fact, these days, some areas on the Atlantic side of Interstate 95 bear very little resemblance to the places inland – particularly the further you travel from the urban core.

If you visualize the nine-county region as a wheel cut in half,  Jacksonville is the hub – anchored along the ocean, and bisected by the wide St. Johns River.   Jacksonville, the largest city in the contiguous United States by area - and the 12th largest by populataion, is both the population center, and the driving military, industrial and financial force of the region – and like the NFL’s Jaguars, the city tends to underperform expectations.  That being said, there are a lot of parallels between the team's identity and the city.  As my friend and area State Senator Rob Bradley said about the Jaguars playoff run in 2018, "to understand the mindset of #JagNation, you must understand the disrespect to our region, fans and team that we have collectively endured for more than a decade. But we kept grinding."   You could say the same thing about the city.  One of the area's newer unofficial slogans, Duval Till We Die, is a real a real part of the DNA.

As you move north and south from that hub – along the coast, the region is exceptionally modern and wealthy.  The southern part of the hub are the ruby red, growing suburban population centers of Clay and
St. Johns County. Clay is home to a lot of military families, and generally split between rural pockets and the Jacksonville core.   St. Johns is home to St. Augustine – my hometown, and the county, which used to be one of the potato growing capitals of America, is transitioning into a bedroom community of Jacksonville. North is Nassau County, which is very wealthy along the coast (Amelia Island), developing along the I-95 corridor, and very rural inland. 

However, as you move west into Baker, Bradford, Union, and Columbia counties, the region gets rural quickly - and the modernity that you saw on the coast is replaced by communities you could find anywhere in the rural south, places that in some ways feel lost in time compared to the rest of the state.  Prisons are a big part of the economy here.  Then furthest south, you reach Putnam County along the St. Johns River, a place that was a shipping and rail hub in the late 19th century - and has arguably been trying to figure out its identity every sense, and like the counties west of Duval, the prosperty that has found Florida over the last fifty years has never made it there.

As mentioned above, the market is a place of extreme contrasts, home to the poorest per-capita income county in Florida, Union County, and  one of its wealthiest, St. Johns.   Three counties rank in the top 10
for highest teenage birth rates, while two others are among the lowest.  Same goes for educational attainment:  St. Johns County, where nearly 55% of residents over 25 have some form of a college degree, compared to Bradford, Putnam, and Union counties, where the percentage of adults without a high school degree (over 21% in all three) is higher than the percentage with any type of college degree.

Based on those facts – wealthy suburbs and rural counties, as you can imagine, the place is fairly Republican – though Duval itself is competitive – and Joe Biden could well be the first Democrat since Jimmy Carter to win the county.  The region is growing (though at about the same rate as the state), but unlike other areas of the state, it is remaining demographically steady.  As of February, roughly 70% of the region’s registered voters were non-Hispanic White, and about 19% were Black (almost universally African American, unlike South Florida that is home to large Caribbean Black populations). This demographic mix hasn’t changed much since 2012.

The region is a near perfect example of the recategorization of voter registration that occurred in large parts of the south during the Obama years.    In 2004, President Bush carried the Jacksonville media market by about 180,000 votes – with Democrats holding a 20,000 or so advantage in voter registration - a throwback to old southern political identifcation.  In 2016, President Trump carried the market by about 165,000 votes, with Republicans holding a 110,000 advantage in voter registration.   The only thing that changed was the many voters shifted over to the party they had been voting for years.

In 2008, Jacksonville was one of the anchors of our Obama Florida plans.  Bush carried Duval by over 61,000 votes in 2004.  We saw Duval as a place where we could take away a significant Republican stronghold by engaging a significant population of African American voters who sat out in 2004, plus organize around college students, and suburban white women.  Then Senator Obama visited the region three times in 2008 (and several more times as President), and in the end, we largely flipped Duval from a solid shade of red in 2004, to a place where the GOP win margins weren’t overly significant to the math of the state.   To further drive this point home: in 2004, the year of the big Bush win, the Bush margin in Duval made up nearly 35% of the total margin that Bush carried the Jacksonville media market.   In 2016, Duval was only 3% of Trump’s total – and nearly identical to 2004, margin in the Jacksonville DMA.  

Interestingly, in Duval, since 2016, Democrats have increased their advantage in voter registration from just under 20,000 voters to just under 40,000 voters – and with three statewide Democrats winning Duval in 2018, Democrats should be confident that a good night for Joe Biden in Florida will very likely include Duval going well, Blueval.

Beyond Duval, something kind of interesting is happening in St. Johns. In losing Florida, Secretary Clinton cut the margin in St. Johns by 4% compared to President Obama – a trend which continued in 2018 – and while other red counties got redder around Florida, the numbers in Clay didn’t really change much from 12 to 16.  In fact, since 2018, Democrats have slightly out-registered Republicans in these two counties – which is interesting only from the fact that combined, the GOP has a 100,000+ advantage over Democrats. Nothing here should be overstated -- these will remain massively Republican counties for the foreseable future, but I suspect if we really dove in, we’d see that the GOP struggles with college-educated white women is blunting their growth in two places that in all other considerations, should be getting more Republican.

But Florida being Florida means one thing is always certain:  one political trend is almost always cancelled out by an equal, and opposite political trend -- and in this case, a more competitive Duval is getting cancelled out, in part, by the rural parts of the market.  In the six rural counties that make up the Jacksonville DMA, Baker, Bradford, Columbia, Nassau (there is a legit debate about how to categorize Nassau, but it is my blog, so it is here), Putnam, and Union Counties – counties that combined made up 17% of the total Jacksonville DMA vote in 2016 – made up more than 40% of Trump’s regional margin – as he carried one of the counties with a margin over 50%, and two of them with margins over 60%.   The only good news for my team there:  It is reasonable to argue that in most of these places, he’s not got much room to grow.

So, what does all this mean for 2020?  Honestly, absent a bigger shift in the national electorate, there isn’t much happening here that would suggest a result much different than 2012 or 2016.  It is hard to see Duval trending back towards the Republicans, just as it is hard to see the rural areas trending back towards the Democrats.  The real question as it comes to the outcome is whether Democrats can get over the hump in Duval & continue to stall out GOP growth in St. Johns and Clay – or if Republicans can reverse the Duval trends and get the train going again in St. Johns and Clay.

And if you are going to the region for the convention, take some time to explore the history, make sure to keep your head on a swivel – you never know when Blake Bortles might throw an errant pass your way.

#DTWD


Sunday
Jun162019

Why Trump is starting in Orlando

On Tuesday, President Trump will be in Orlando to announce his re-election. 

Why Orlando?

They understand first and foremost, without Florida, he will be a one-term President.  The last Republican to win the White House without Florida was Calvin Coolidge, and well, that was so long ago that Floridians at that time were still at risk of getting malaria.  Secondly, they understand winning Florida requires him replicating, at least close to, the record-setting margins he set on the I-4 corridor. 

This piece will walk through why this region of the state is vital to Trump winning Florida again, as well as point out some thoughts on how my team can stop that from happening.  Further, because it is my blog, it will have an unhealthy amount of data, and you can probably count on a gratuitous Blake Bortles reference or two.  

Simply, his Presidency runs through Florida, and as this piece will lay out, his win here runs through the suburban and exurban counties on I-4.   Replicate it, as DeSantis and Scott largely did in 2018, and he will win.  But if the Dems take away some of those margins, as they did in 2008, and 2012, then Trump’s second term will be denied.  Florida. Florida. Florida.

Before we get to far down this journey, let’s take a look at how Trump won Florida, in comparison to President Obama’s two wins.

There are several theories that are pretty common among the beltway crowd.

Theory: Trump won because of the Panhandle

One of the more common talking points about Florida is Trump won because of wild turnout in the Panhandle.  For this purpose, let’s define that as the counties in the media markets one can define as the Panhandle – Pensacola, Panama City, and Tallahassee.   While it is true that Trump ran up some big vote shares:  winning one county by 77%, and another by 67%, the reality is these three markets only make up about 8% of the statewide vote.  Overall Trump won these markets by just under 200,000 votes, winning nearly 61% of the vote – and beating Clinton by 26% - but his 61% was basically identical to Romney’s 61% -- who won the region by almost 170,000 votes.

If you expand out the Panhandle to mean all of North Florida – meaning adding Gainesville and Jacksonville to the mix, Trump overall won the market by just over 20% (58.2-38.0%) over Clinton, which equated to a margin of just over 350,000 votes.  But again, when compared to Romney, there isn’t much difference:  Romney won North Florida by 19.2%, or about 313,000 votes. 

The Panhandle is actually very stable politically, and while Trump did improve over Romney, had nothing else changed in Florida, he didn’t make up enough votes here to win.

Theory:  Democratic Turnout Was Down

So there is a lot to unpack on this one.  First, Democrats lost substantial ground in voter registration between 2008/12 and 2016.  The Democratic advantage over Republicans was 660,000 in 2008, falling to about 530K in 2012, to 325K in 2016 – so for one, relative to our advantage over Republicans in the Obama era, there weren’t as many Democrats to turn out.  It is hard to say whether that alone would have made the difference, though I feel very confident in saying I believe the Dems would have won the Governor’s race and US Senate race in 2018 if we had the voter registration advantage of the Obama years.  I am glad to see the party taking registration seriously this cycle.

It is also true that Clinton didn't replicate the record turnout we saw, particularly with African American voters with Obama.  That being said, I don't think counting on record turnout every election is a long-term winning strategy.

Nonetheless, the actual vote numbers would argue that it wasn’t a base vote issue.  There are a couple of different ways to look at it.

If you just take the actual base counties, which account for about 43% of the statewide vote (listed from north to south):  Leon, Alachua, Orange, Osceola, Hillsborough, Palm Beach, Broward, and Dade:  Hillary Clinton won both a larger share (24% to 21.5%), and by a larger raw vote margin (963K to 779K) than Barack Obama did in 2012.  

If you expand it out, and look at from the stand point of markets that Democrats typically win pretty easily (Tallahassee, Gainesville, West Palm and Miami), and compare it to markets Republicans typically carry with ease (Pensacola, Panama City, Jacksonville, and Fort Myers), both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump won their markets by larger shares and larger vote margins than Obama and Romney – but almost identical numbers.  Clinton won her markets by 79,000 more votes than Obama – and Trump won his by 76,000 more than Romney.  In other words, relative to 2012, the base markets were a push.

The problem with combating the argument that a loss was related to turnout, is until there is 100% turnout, you can always blame that for a loss.  While we should always try to turn out more voters, the reality is both Trump and Clinton got win-type vote numbers out of their base markets – and base counties.  Had this been all that happened, Clinton would have won.

So let’s get back to why Trump is on the I-4 corridor.

Obama won Florida in 2012 by roughly 74,000 votes, and Trump won it by about 113,000.  In other words, there was roughly 187,000 vote change in the margin from Obama to Trump.   As stated above, in 8 of the state’s 10 media markets, the Clinton/Trump election was pretty much the Obama/Romney election.  Clinton ran the score up in her counties, and Trump jacked up his numbers, particularly in the Fort Myers market, but the final result in these places was almost identical to 2012 -- which leaves us Orlando and Tampa.

In 2012, President Obama lost the two media markets by a combined 56,575 votes – and four years later, Secretary Clinton lost the same two media markets by 247,118 – a total shift of 190K votes.   

But what is remarkable is how Trump ran up the score in these markets, given that Secretary Clinton won the urban Orlando counties (Seminole, Orange and Osceola) by almost 70,000 more votes than Obama.   In 14 counties within the I-4 markets, Trump set the modern era Republican Presidential percentage margin of victory, and in 15, he set the record for largest raw vote margin of victory – in virtually every case, breaking the numbers set by Bush in 04, in a year when he won by five points.  In fact, statewide, Trump’s percentage share margin was better than Bush’s 04 margins in 48 counties, and his raw vote margins were better in 55.   If Bush had seen Trump like numbers in those counties, he would have won Florida by 8-9 points.

And that is why Trump is here.  The fact that he set records all over the state, and yet only won by a point is a testament to two things:  One – the state is structurally very stable, as we can see by just how similar the Obama/Clinton and Romney/Trump numbers are in many places, and Two – the growing diversity of the state, particularly in the urban core, has given the Democrats a higher floor, thus just like the Republicans, the Democratic nominee in Florida probably starts around 47-48%, just by being on the ballot.

There is another parallel to Bush explaining Trump’s Central Florida kickoff – Trump’s margin of victory in the I-4 markets (247k) was pretty close to what Bush achieved (287K) when he won Florida in 2004. But just as many pundits wrote off Florida in 2008, we saw that within these counties, there is a significant amount of movement inside the margins.  In 2004, Democrats only won two counties in these two markets, six in 2008, five in 2012, and four in 2016.  Yet within that, we saw in the market go from a Bush 287K vote win in 04, to an Obama 49K vote margin in 08, to a Romney 57K vote margin, back to Trump’s nearly 250K vote margin in 2016.    

Here are a few examples of how these margins changed over time:

Pasco (just north of Tampa)

2004:  GOP +9.7% (-18,481 votes)

2008: GOP +3.6% (-7,687)

2012: GOP +6.6% (-14,164)

2016: GOP +21.6 (-51,959)

Sarasota:

2004: GOP +8.3% (-16,250)

2008: GOP +0.1% (-211)

2012: GOP +7.4% (-15,385)

2016:  GOP +11.6 (-26,568)

Volusia (Daytona)

2004: Dem +1.5% (+3,595)

2008:  Dem +5.7% (+13,857)

2012: GOP +1.2% (-2,742)

2016: GOP 13.0% (-33,916)

And here’s one little secret – a lot of the movement in those counties come from the same voters who moved around between Obama and Trump in the Midwest, since a lot of the migration into the I-4 counties comes from that part of the US mainland. 

And one other little note:  Trump’s win in Florida coincided with the Bortles reign as QB of the Jaguars. Bortles is no longer in Florida.  Just keep that in mind.

If Trump’s margin here gets cut in half, I suspect the Democrats will win Florida, and his team knows it -- and before you suggest it can't be done, I would simply point to how Barack Obama reversed the Bush gains in 2004 in these same counties in 2008. 

In fact, I'll go one step further -- I suspect the Trump polling which got released over the weekend, the polling showing Joe Biden in a strong position in Florida, pointed very specifically to these two media markets as a place of weakness  - thus why Orlando is getting visit tomorrow. 

Thursday
Jun132019

America, we are all Florida Man

I’ve been meaning to write a Florida Man piece for some time, and while I have a longer piece I am still noodling with, a piece published last week by Bob Norman in the Columbia Journalism Review spurred me on.  You should go read it now.   

Seriously, it is far better than this.  Again, the link is here: https://www.cjr.org/business_of_news/florida-man-news.php.

I tend to joke about being a Florida Man, but I wear the label as a signal of my own state pride.  I love the place I call home, for all its many warts and shortcomings.  For many, Florida has become a symbol of a dream – for Americans living north of us, that dream is often to live or retire here, in the paradise we call home.  For those who come here from the Caribbean or Latin America, Florida in many ways is the New York of the late 19th and early 20th century – the point of entry to begin their own American Dream.    

This is such an interesting place, in part, because we aren’t really a place in the same sense as most states. Name a state, and for most, a brand comes to mind.   Not so much with Florida.  We are geographic distinction, 21 million people bound together by a boundary, sharing very little when it comes to common experience, or culture.  

It is why Florida is often considered to be 5 or 6 different states – not just because the state is big both geographically, and in terms of raw population, but those population centers themselves tend to somewhat different. The state isn’t so much a microcosm of America, as it is a state that reflects the places where people come from, and in the sum, we are just a collection of all those experiences.   

After the 2018 election recounts, I said to the New York Times: “When people make fun of Florida, I kind of push back.  It’s an interesting, bizarre, quirky, whatever-you-want-to-call-it place, but so is America. And we just reflect that in a more magnified way.”   This is why, when my friends from outside the state use the term Florida Man as a pejorative, I remind them, stealing the words of Christine O’Donnell, that Florida is not a witch, we are nothing that it seems, America, we are in fact, you. 

So back to that thing about state identity, for good or bad, Florida Man is one of those things people think about when they think about Florida, these often ridiculous moments that seemingly only happen here (truth is, they happen everywhere, but Florida’s broad public records laws tend to make them easier to find).   

Many of these stories can be chalked up to a few things, one of which is just the sheer numbers game of a state of 21 million people – for example, put enough people in a pot, and you will find someone who thinks it is a good idea to have 7 pet raccoons, or to use his pet gator to reveal the gender of his tenth kid.  Also, much of the state is still rural, and in some cases, truly wilderness, so there were always be ‘interesting’ interactions between wildlife, gators, bears, snakes, etc., and people – and sometimes, those interactions impact the narrative the other way.  For example, the Florida Everglades is overrun with pythons thanks to some Florida Men who, for some reason, thought owning a python as a pet would be fun, well, until that python grew to 10 feet or more.   Other stories are often just the combination of heat and alcohol. 

But as Bob Norman points out, there is another, exploitive nature to the Florida Man stories, one that, whether intentionally, or inadvertently, pokes fun at the homeless, mental illness, and substance abuse. 

I went through the Leadership Florida program six years ago, and one of the most impactful seminars, was one in Miami with Judge Steven Leifman.  The Judge told a story after story of instances early in his career where he realized that many of the petty crimes coming to him where a symptom of the community’s failure to adequately deal with mental illness, and he pointed out that not only was Florida woefully under funding mental health care, but that we also tended have an above average size of population that was dealing with mental illness. 

In fairness, on the last point, the data is a bit mixed.  According to Mental Health America, when you just look at data that ranks the prevalence of mental illness, Florida tends to be one of the healthier states, but when you look at rankings of states when it comes to access to mental health treatment, Florida ranks 44th.  In addition, Florida ranks third in the nation, and 13th per capita, in the number of homeless, and Florida does have a higher than the national average per capita incidence of death from drug overdose.   That being said, when you add all those factors up, Florida has a lot of people dealing with mental health and/or substance abuse issues – and if even just a small percentage of those people end up in courtrooms like Judge Leifman’s, we are talking about a lot of actual people.  

Again, this isn’t unique to Florida, these problems exist everywhere – and in some cases, even more acutely than they do here.

For example, I went to college in a small town in Tennessee Appalachia.  The county where I went to school had, according to the most recent data, opioids prescribed at a rate of 102 prescriptions per 100 people.  In the next county over, the number jumps to 141, placing it as one of the worst counties in the nation for abuse.  If I took you to places in these counties, these numbers wouldn’t surprise you.  Here in Florida, fortunately these rates are falling – statewide, from a rate of 75 to 60 prescriptions per 100 people over the last few years, but this is still a place where prosperity has been uneven, and real problems still exist in every community.  For families who are dealing with these issues, or like mine, who have dealt with these issues, the challenges are still real.  Again America, Florida is not a witch, we are just like you.

So, what should we do about Florida Man?  For one, I think part of living here is embracing the zany, and outright weird.  As an old ad campaign about Florida once said, “it’s different here.”

Back in Leadership Florida, one of my classmates told the story of a teacher in a Florida school who was injured when a bird flying out of the everglades dropped a fish, a fish that landed on said teacher.  There will be alligators who walk through neighborhoods, as well as people who wrestle them.  There’s gonna be some guy who builds a fallout shelter for his pet opossum, and a bear that takes a nap on some lady’s porch.    But its more than that.  Living here is embracing the diversity of the place, respecting its history, and welcoming others who come through its doors.    Our state has been, and will long continue to be, a frontier. 

We are 21 million people, coming from literally all corners of the globe, and all the color of life that comes with that. I think we can celebrate those things without at the same time, being exploitive of those who are honestly struggling with life, as any of us could find ourselves.  When those people make news, well, we all need to be more thoughtful in how we talk about those stories – me included.  And we need to not ever be content being ranked as one of the worst in the nation for access to mental health treatments. 

So please go read Bob’s piece.  It is more worthy of your time than mine.  And if you live here, be proud of it -- but remember, next time you make fun of Florida Man, remember, he or she came from somewhere – and that somewhere, is typically us, America.

Wednesday
May292019

Florida things that scare Floridians, sort of ranked

There have been several internet memes going around that express the Florida things that Floridians are scared of, and as a self-identified Florida Man, I thought I would weigh in. 

Now in fairness, I am not native Floridian.  Until the age of 10, I lived in a smallish town in east central Illinois, but not only have I called this great state home since 1984, I can say I have visited every single county, a majority of its towns and cities, and having driven four cars in my career over the 200,000 mile mark, I've seen more of this place than most, thus I feel at least relatively competent and qualified to opine on this important, and oft-discussed subject.

So here goes – rather than ranking them, I am putting them into tiers.

 

Not really that scared of.

Sharks.    Floridians are generally not scared of sharks – tourists, and people who have moved here are scared of sharks.  Only one person has been killed by a shark in Florida in the last decade, which is fewer than have been killed by cannibals…in Florida.   Not saying we like sharks, but it isn’t an existential fear. But nonetheless, they make the list.

Alligators.  Floridians are also not typically scared of alligators – again, most of the fear comes from tourists.  On the flip side, Floridians will usually try to get a picture of said alligator when they are close to one, mostly to get a reaction on Facebook from their non-Florida friends.  Respect alligators?  Hell Yes.  Those dinosaur-like creatures have survived here without living in air conditioning or mosquito control (more on this later) for a lot longer than people have lived here.  Gonna walk our dogs near one?  No.  But do we live in fear of them because they sometimes wander down the street?  Nope.

Florida Man.  Florida Man and Florida Woman live among us.  They are our friends, and our families – and your friends and family as well.   Think about it:  Who lives in Florida?  Well, the vast majority of Floridians either moved here, or are born to people who moved here.  In other words, to paraphrase the words of former Delaware US Senate candidate, and noted wicken, Christine O’Donnell, We are not a witch – we are nothing you’ve heard America, Florida Man and Florida Woman is you.   Own it America.

 

Tiny bit scared of.

Fire Ants.   When I was a kid, we had a dog that once peed into a pile of fire ants, and never again stepped on the grass.  Since Floridians generally don’t wear socks, or closed-toe shoes – particularly in the summer, fire ants are a real threat.  See some guy running around the neighborhood frantically trying take off his shoes and asking to borrow your hose?  No, he isn't possessed - he stepped in a fire ant pile.  Don’t believe me – go walk through a pile in your flip-flops, and see what happens.

Mosquitoes.   Florida wouldn’t be a place without mosquito control.  No one would live here, because we have mutant mosquitoes that can bite through all three layers of clothes we own.  Honestly, the person who invented mosquito control should probably be a Florida hero, with a monument in their honor.  How bad are the mosquitoes? Sometimes, you will see Florida Man in long sleeve shirt on a 100-degree, 90 percent humidity, just to mitigate mosquitoes.  For this reason, they are on the list.

 

Things legit a bit scary

Publix closing.  We wouldn’t know where to get food if Publix closed – just ask any Floridian who forgot something they need for a holiday meal on one of the days they are actually closed.  There are other grocery stores, allegedly, but most of us don’t know where they are.  

Roaches/Palmetto Bugs.    We don’t have those little roaches that you all freak out about – no, we have massive flying cockroaches, known as palmetto bugs, that are often big enough to hold up a bank.  Ever want to know when someone new to Florida has moved into your neighborhood – just listen for the blood curdling scream of a new Floridian dealing with a palmetto bug flying at them for the first time.

Snakes.   We have a lot of snakes here, and like most Floridians, the vast majority of snakes are harmless, and perform important tasks for society.  That being said, we have several snakes that can and will legit kill you, hence you will often see Floridians post on facebook or twitter a picture of a snake, crowd-sourcing whether said snake is good for society, or about to kill them.  We also have snakes in the everglades that can eat an entire deer, and we have snakes that jump out of trees along rivers, and we have snakes that have been known to work their way through septic plumbing and show up in people’s toilets. 

Weather Under 50 – or in S Florida, under 65.   Here in North Florida, it gets below freezing a few times a year, so we at least own a coat or a hoodie, but no one here he is prepared for any kind of weather.  Go to South Florida, and when it is below 70, you will see people in boots and fur.  Seeing someone in a sweatshirt, shorts and flip-flops when it is cold is normal – and comes from the sheer fact for most of us, that’s probably the warmest set of clothing we own. 

 

Things that scare Floridians more than they let on.

Hurricanes.  For all the appearances of Florida man drinking beer in a lawn chair during a cat 3, running down Main Street shirtless with an American flag, or shooting guns toward hurricanes, actual Floridians do take most hurricanes - or at least those above Cat 1 pretty seriously.  Floridians are like animals sensing danger – they instinctively know when to get out of town.  If a Floridian is getting out of dodge, you should to. 

Evacuating from a hurricane.   Ever spend 15 hours on the Florida turnpike, searching for gas and only eating Cinnabon from a toll plaza service plaza?  Yeah, it sucks.  

Driving.    As my friend Tom Eldon says, Floridians drive as though they are a complete peace with God.  Others have suggested, for example, that Floridians view turn signals as a sign of weakness.  Florida interstates are kind of a bad combo of Mad Max, Survivor, and Seinfeld.   I’ve driven in some unique foreign places, and well, I’ll take most over I-4.   Add into it 100 million tourists a year, and the fact the state is seemingly an endless construction zone, and yeah, Floridians know driving here sucks. 

 

Things that really scare Floridians.

Nothing.  As the old tourism slogan goes, it is different here.

 

Thing that Floridians live in fear of.

Broken Air Conditioning.    Like mosquito control, Florida would be largely uninhabitable without air conditioning.  There is a reason why Florida has honored the inventor of air conditioning – himself a Floridian – with a statue in the United States Capitol.  John Gorrie is a legit hero to everyone who lives here.  All things being equal, this is really the only thing that truly frightens a Floridian -- except maybe, the combination of evacuating a hurricane in I-4 traffic without AC.